So. A little while back, I was asked to join in a special venture to show some love to someone I adore, poisontaster, and I sat and thought “Now, what would Erin like to read?”

Then deirdre_c gave me the awesome idea of writing the new!otp fic where Jensen goes home, and I thought “A-ha!”

Only…this isn’t that fic. At least, not quite. This is more like the prequel to that story, which I fully plan on writing. This? Is schmoop, pure and simple. And I hope you like it, Erin, and I love you more than words can say.

Also, for those who are curious, fratboy!verse is coming for superpornsunday, I promise!

Title: and in the pulse there lies conviction
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; RPS, boys in love…schmoop?
Word Count: 2, 489
Summary: Interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Jensen finally goes home.
Notes: For poisontaster, because…well, who really needs a reason to show Erin love? ♥
Beta by technosage, who is basically this series’s surrogate mommy. *g*


( There’s nothing Jensen hates more than feeling out of control in a situation, and it’d been Jared who’d pushed this, who’d even suggested it in the first place. )

Title: Remember the Alamo!
Pairing: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 184
Summary: One-shot interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Set after the ending of the main story arc.
Notes: Written to fulfill prompts by poisontaster and lyra_wing.


(  He’ll be goddamned if it goes down like this. He’s the Alamo, damn it, and he’s holding out for reinforcements. )

Title: …then i get to try to put it back together [3/3]
Pairing: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,512
Summary: Final installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: This is it. Finita, the end. I have a few things I want to say, but I’ll save that for after the fic. I hope you all enjoy, and I appreciate each and every last one of you who took the time to read and reply. I don’t think I have to tell you guys how much this ‘verse has come to mean to me. ♥

(  The day after the barfight is one of the worst of Jared’s life. Okay, so he’s being melodramatic. But he’s never broken a bone and finding out just how *useful* they are is kind of frustrating. )

Title: …then i get to try to put it back together [2/3]
Pairing: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: PG-13 [NC-17 overall series]
Word Count: 4, 669
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: Picks up after part 1. One more part to follow. Enjoy!

( ‘Cute?” Jared cocks his head and pulls out the soulful Sam eyes. “I was hoping for another, more manly adjective. Like…hunky.’ )

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Further notes: This fic draws heavily from poisontaster's unique look into Jensen's POV for this series, which can be found here.

Mad props to the usual suspects: estrella30 and poisontaster for audiencing, squeeing and just loving me and these boys like nothing else, and technosage for a crazy-awesome beta and honestly, this entire series would not be what it is without Allie, y’all. The end. ♥

Title: …then i get to try to put it back together [1/3]
Pairing: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,731
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: This is the beginning of the end, y’all. Another two parts to follow. Enjoy! ♥

(  It’s an odd feeling…still having that urge to walk over, press against Jensen and lick the broody scowl off of his features. Tempered by an equally strong impulse to kick him in the teeth. )

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Quick shout-outs to technosage, my wingman and beta of awesome, estrella30 and poisontaster for audiencing and/or helping me plot this sucker. I ♥ you guys so much, you just don’t even know.

So, awhile back I posted in my journal asking for special Jared-as-Dean icons. And the incomparable speakfree stepped up to the plate and knocked it outta the park. Twice. When I asked how I could possibly repay her, she mentioned an interlude in this ‘verse. Here you go, sweetheart, I hope you enjoy it! ♥

Title: not to mention all the things you'd never say
Pairing: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating/Word Count: PG13; 1, 738
Summary: Short interlude in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: This serves as something of a lost moment in between fics, so there’s no real porn to speak of. *coff* Sorry! But there are hot boys crushing on each other. Also, for those of you keeping up, this falls almost directly after It’s Shoot First, Apologize Later but before the next installment. So there’s pretty much nothing but character development here.

( He’s in love with the son of a bitch and he’s too damned stupid to change. )

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Dedicated to speakfree; betaed and improved upon by my Alliecakes, without whom I would be nothing but a rambly whirlwind of flailing and run-ons. Also thanks to my Nan and PT for reading and flailing for me, and Wendy for inspiring the title. ♥

It's __tiana__'s birthday, HOMG! And since she loves UST and Jared/Jensen, I dabbled some more in the new OTP 'verse because I ♥ her. And since it's such a special occasion, I also turned my playlist I use for writing this series into a little soundtrack you all can download. You can find the music at the end of this installment, so I hope you all enjoy!

This is aaaaall for you, Ti, my sweet little pumpkin torte with whipped cream. *kisskiss*


Title: It’s Shoot First, Apologize Later
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating/Word Count: NC-17; 5, 083
Beta: I’d like to thank my baby technosage for being so enthusiastic about this ‘verse of mine and basically just letting me porn at her all hours of the night and day. And then fixing it. ♥
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: Written for the ultra gorgeous and incomparable __tiana__ on the occasion of her birthday. I love you, babycakes, and I hope this puts a smile on your face. ♥


( He’s caught up in warm memories now, of San Antonio and promises and lazy nights of fucking and being fucked until he can’t think of anything but making those sharp green eyes go sweet-soft again. )


( [music from] A Friend In Need’s A Friend Indeed )

Buckle up tight now, here we go...


Title: Don’t Look Now, Things Just Got Worse
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 4, 388
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: I’d like to thank my beta of badassery, technosage, for being so enthusiastic about this ‘verse of mine and basically just letting me porn at her all hours of the night and day. And then fixing it. ♥


(  So fucking screwed. He should really get it written on a t-shirt. )

Oh, man. Is everyone gonna hate me now? *g* There's more to come, I promise. No flogging, no flogging!


Title: You Talk About Things That Nobody Cares [2/2]
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 6, 244
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: I’d like to thank my beta of badassery, technosage, for being so enthusiastic about this ‘verse of mine and basically just letting me porn at her all hours of the night and day. And then fixing it. ♥


[part one]


( Jensen swallows, licks his lips and points a finger south of Jared’s belt. ‘Give your metabolism a few years to catch up with your…legs.’  )

Okay, so, apparently? Whenever I say I’m not gonna do something, it means I am. For future reference. But these boys won't shut UP. Maybe because they know what's in store? \0/ ANYWAY, new installment (not an interlude, yo) and this one's chopped up into two parts with an option for three. But probably two, for real. Also, I'm really behind on fic comments and emails, so I swear I'm not ignoring anyone! I'm gonna go work on that now, as a matter of fact. *g*


Title: You Talk About Things That Nobody Cares [1/2]
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 4, 465
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: I’d like to thank my beta of badassery, technosage, for being so enthusiastic about this ‘verse of mine and basically just letting me porn at her all hours of the night and day. And then fixing it. ♥


( 'It’s about these two guys, right? They’re brothers, and there’s all this tension and issues and shit.' )

So, I was supposed to be working on one of SIX Christmas fics due next month, and look at me doing something completely different! Basically, I dared estrella30 to put a certain something in her babyverse fic, and of course she DID it, and in return I said I'd write her new otp 'verse schmoop. Yup.

So, um, enjoy? *g*


Title: All These Pictures of You
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 1, 674
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Phone schmoop!
Notes: I’d like to thank my beta of badassery, technosage, for being so enthusiastic about this ‘verse of mine and basically just letting me porn at her all hours of the night and day. And then fixing it. ♥
For estrella30, because she asks so prettily, and I love her. *g*


( ‘You know you were really kinda twinky when you were younger, right?’ )

( Now with inspirational pictures! )

Hi hi! I have fic, peoples! And I'll probably be posting that VM deal later tonight so, um, yeah. That's apparently all I can do while laid up with a bum ankle. THANKS, DOC.

As per usual, thanks go out to the ever wondrous technosage for the beta, and also *kisses* to lostt1 for my new icon! Eeeeee!! *points and jumps* JEN AND JAY! YES!!

*coff* This here be the end of the Thanksgiving fic. I have no idea when the next in this series will come out...probably after I get a few holiday commitments out of the way first. Hope you all enjoy! And now I'm off to answer the comments from the last one, because I am doped up and happy!


Title: It’s All Just the Same (In the End)
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 3, 385
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Thanksgiving with the boys.
Notes: This is the resolution to I Need Direction to Perfection (Help Me Out) & Wherever I’ve Gone (I Find Myself There).

(  After last night, Jared can’t honestly say he knows what the hell to expect when he wakes up.  )

IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE TO READ FIC TONIGHT, I WONDER?

Okay so, this thing was supposed to only be two parts long. And then...they wouldn't shut up. *facepalm* SO. After polling my extremely helpful flist, it was decided that I should bite the bullet and break this into 3 parts of equal length and still have it all posted by the original time I said, so you all get extra porn tonight! Yaye?! YAYE! Okay good! *claps hands*

HUGE thanks to my lord and savior, technosage for being just generally made of awesomesauce and for looking over this and sprinkling some of her awesome onto me. It's pink and glittery, y'all!

Dedicated to quietdiscerning because she is PRETTY and wanted SCHMOOP. Not that I'm sure this fits, but Cassi baby, I ♥ you anyway! MWAH! *kisskiss* Oh, and also for poisontaster because, well, she'll know why. *g*


Title: Wherever I’ve Gone (I Find Myself There)
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 4, 035
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Thanksgiving with the boys.
Notes: This is the sequel to I Need Direction to Perfection (Help Me Out). Part 3 to come.


( ‘I’m standing outside in my underwear in the middle of November.’ )

This is a speshul present for marishna, who guessed ALL of the right answers on my stalker meme a few days ago. \0/. She asked for some new OTP ‘verse, and then this popped in my head. Hope you like it, you crazy stalker! *g*

Also, ass slaps and high 5's to my Alliecakes for the down 'n dirty beta job. You are so good to me, woman! *kisses*


Title: I Need Direction to Perfection (Help Me Out)
Characters: SV!Jensen/GG!Jared
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 3, 760
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jared or Jensen, I’m not affiliated with them, and none of the following ever happened. Of that, I can be certain.
Summary: Interlude in the new otp ‘verse. Thanksgiving with the boys.
Notes: This will be a two-parter, with the second half/resolution posted sometime next week, closer to the holiday!


(  So, the thing is? Jared loves Thanksgiving. )

Title: One For the Money
Author: keepaofthecheez
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1, 025
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Porny interlude in the new otp ‘verse. No real plot development! Sowwy!
Notes: For estrella30, who prompted me with "dirty blowjobs" earlier this morning. And thanks to merepersiflage for the lightning-speed beta!


( Sometimes, Jensen could be a bit of a slut. )

Title: It’s Not the Way You Think That Turns Me On
Characters: Smallville!Jensen/GilmoreGirls!Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5, 563
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: This fic would like to thank la_folle_allure for making sure it didn’t suck. *hugs and naked Jensen*

(  So, Jensen asked him to come to Vancouver. )

Okay, so deirdre_c is a rock star and gave me the AWESOME 5 things prompt of "5 voicemails (new otp 'verse**) Jensen left Jared", and I kinda cheated and made it into "5 voicemails Jensen left Jared, but deleted before Jared could hear them".

And then nymeria demanded 5 voicemails Jared never left Jensen, and I said okay, only Jared would totally accidentally send the damn things anyway.

( Get 'em here! )



Others are coming, I just wanted to get these out of the way since they're the only new otp 'verse prompts.

Enjoy! Or just mock me relentlessly...that's cool, too.

** If you have no idea what the new OTP 'verse is, click my tag of the same name.

This is dedicated to my one true love, txtequilanights, who sadly seems to have caught my emo from the past few weeks and is having a rough time of it. The only real cure for what ails her is porn, you know. So I tried to write some. Er, "tried" being the key word.

Title: You Want to Put That Where?
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 655
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. If I did, there would be videos…many, many porny videos.
Summary: A little interlude in the NEW OTP ‘verse of GG!Jared/SV!Jensen. The boys after a network party in LA. No real plot development. But there is porn!

(  Jared gritted his teeth and wondered when the longing for soft curves and perfume had been obliterated by a need for hard angles and the clean scent of soap. )

Okay, this is SO freaking late, and it should have and WOULD have gone up earlier, but there was A Computer Ordeal, but I don't even want to talk about it because TODAY IS estrella30's BIRTHDAY, OMGYAY! And just for you, my baby, since you asked so nicely, I bring you porn of THE NEW OTP variety!

(For the uninitiated, that would be GG!Jared/SV!Jensen.)

Anyway! Here is fic, and now I'm gonna go stick my head in an oven and try to forget about how much my computer hates me today. I love you, Nan, and I hope you enjoy this! MWAH!


( That One Time in That Hotel When We Did That Thing )

HI! I have something to pimp before we get to the fic (YES, you know it's in here).

If you haven't already done so, get yer ass over to spn_gleeweek and play. Because I said so, bitchez! And because it's fun. Which is probably more important.

Anyway! I now bring you fic featuring my newest-discovered OTP...and that would be Smallville-era!Jensen and Gilmore Girls-era!Jared. Together. HAVING THE SECKS. In case you're wondering what our two soulmates looked like during this time period, you can find out here and here.

And now, for the fic! This one is dedicated to the absolutely amazing finn21, whose freaking cracktastic J2 high-school AU inspired me to get off my ass and finally write this thing which has been in my head for months. So if you like this, thank her. If you hate it, well, Jared would say "Aw, shucks" and Jensen would glare at you. Hard.

*coffs* NO THIS IS NOT THE INDIAN CHIEF JARED FIC. THAT IS COMING SOON THOUGH.

Title: A Friend in Need’s a Friend Indeed (or What Happens at Welling's House, STAYS at Welling's House.)

( Jared wasn’t really sure what the hell he was thinking, coming here. )